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Joke of the Day

"A parachutist died I didn't know him but his friend said he was a real ' down to earth' guy"

"Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts association, Nice to see a lot of new faces here today."

"Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter? He couldn't remove three nails to save his life"

"What comes in little cans? Red Bull and Priests."

"I tried to cook something from scratch..and ended up summoning a demon."

"I used to so drugs in the 90s but now I usually turn the AC on"

"Chuck Norris did not ""lose"" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice."

"What do you call a fat computer? A Dell."

"i went to middle school with a kid named jonathan math. poor dude was HORRIBLE at math. the expectations of his last name weighed too heavy"

"*spelling bee* ""Your word is disaster."" ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" ""That outfit you're wearing looks like a natural disaster."""