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Joke of the Day
"If Seal was my friend, I would never miss an opportunity to ask him, ""Wanna go clubbing?"""
Next Joke
"Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit? Because it blew up."
"A joke is like a frog... ... you understand it better after you dissect it, but then the frog is dead."
"Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work. The dog probably just thinks, ""Awesome, now we're both barking."""
"I hate when someone texts me cause then I can't post anything on the internet or they'll know I'm ignoring them."
"I can't believe Earth is 2017 years old! ...plus a couple billion years..."
"*rubs temples* security guard: Hey you! Stop touching the historic buildings at this ancient religious site!!"
"The NSA doesn't monitor your browsing Chuck Norris listens to your key strokes."
"Resumes are the most popular form of historical fiction."
"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, ""Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."" She said, ""Why did you say that twice?"" I said, ""I didn't."""