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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of printer does a pig use? A: An oinkjet."
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"What do you call two lesbian dinosaurs? Lickalotypus."
"When I'm at the pool, hopefully girls see the scratches on my body and assume I'm a great lover, and not that I enjoy giving cats piggybacks"
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Black, ground up and in the freezer."
"Why was the bottle laying down? someone flipped it."
"Don't click this!!! Ahahaahahaha! Gotcha!! :P"
"I used to be in a band called The Prevention... We were better than the Cure."
"Why is Hel great in bed? Because she can *switch stances* ( )"
"Relationships are a two way street navigated by women who are backseat drivers and men who refuse to use maps."
"Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the battle."