201315
Joke of the Day
"How do you make an elephant fly? First, you get a great big zipper..."
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"No thanks, flu shot. I look forward to three days off from work and returning looking like I was on a diet for six weeks."
"A police officer came up to me yesterday and asked me ""Where were you between four and six?"" I replied, ""Kindergarden"""
"ME: ""Whoa. Put a combo on that meat locker."" HIM: ""Huh?"" ME: ""Your fly is down, idiot."""
"What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert? San Diego ^^San-dee-eygo ^^^^sandee-eygo ^^^^^sandy-eggo ^^^^^i'll ^^^^let^^^^myself^^^^out"
"Allstate just sent me a safe driver bonus check for 73 cents so I guess good things do happen to good people."
"What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards? A Czech Republic"
"""This is the police! Put your hands up where I can see 'em!"" ""But I can't-"" ""Now!"" *t-rex panics*"
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like shit until you have something someone else needs"
"What do you call five African-Americans born together? Triplets."