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Joke of the Day

"Parents, stop giving your kids these crazy names. I just found a love letter my son wrote to a girl named ""Steven!"""

"I accidentally got my mom prego... :( She wanted Ragu."

"Philosophers have really good depth perception!"

"What's the most confusing holiday in the hood? Father's day."

"Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from jail? Headline read: Small Medium at Large"

"I'm no scientist, but I don't think it's possible for EVERYBODY to be kung fu fighting."

"I found the secret to getting fresh content on the front page. I turned my laptop off and opened Reddit on my phone. Boom, all blue links on my front page again."

"Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play."

"Dear Kanye West, Take the diaper off your daughter and put it around your face. A lot of crap has been coming from it lately"

"Why do they say ""be there or be square""? because if you are square, you are not around."