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Joke of the Day

"I like my girls like I like my computers... Without Viruses."

"Q: What's red and really bad for your teeth? A: A brick."

"Playing Tubular Bells to end the baptism wasn't quite the closing my aunt was looking for but in my defense it did clear out the church."

"Jury awards $22 million to man locked in closet by East Cleveland police for four days with no food or toilet. R Kelly is going to sue the East Cleveland police for copyright infringement."

"Why does vampire Superman want to go out? Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. I don't drink coffee."

"Marriage is the only legal way to trade cash for sex."

"I'm not surprised Kristen Stewart couldn't act faithful. She can't act happy, sad, frightened, mad, shocked or aroused either."

"How do you piss off a redditor? This GOD-DAMN joke has been reposted SO many times, and its not even clever in the first place!!! Im super serial guys, knock it off."

"If at first you don't succeed... Skydiving is not for you."