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Joke of the Day
"Lost dog. Missing: Three-legged dog. Distinguishing feature: Falls over when it pisses."
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"if my mother-in-law was an actress, she'd be the star of The Cunt for Red October."
"""That's close enough..."" ~Government worker"
"Farts are like children. The only ones that I like are my own."
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween? I'll be Bach"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips"
"What's the definition of mixed emotions? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car."
"Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked."
"What type of brain does a plant have? A membrane"
"What do you call an Asian getting mugged? Black and Yellow"