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Joke of the Day
"Homophobia is stupid. Who the hell is afraid of homes."
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"I've cut this piece of wood 3 times ... ... and it's still too short. -Bob Edmiston"
"wow. chess is like a whole different game when you play it with your clothes on. was it always like that, grandpa? cause I don't like it."
"Tom hanks probably fucked that volleyball"
"eer booze and fun!' 'A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal ""What's your pleasure?"" The seal replies ""Anything but Canadian Club."""
"How do trains eat? They go chew chew!"
"elmo jokw What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory? Two test tickles!"
"We're probably like 10 years away from ppl running for president strictly for more Twitter followers"
"What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve? 2scooby4doo"
"[ during job interview ] - ""Why do you think you would make a good asset to our team?"" - ""I give up, why?"""