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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head? A: Because from a distance they looked like hares."

"A door walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The door responds, ""I'm off my hinges."""

"My girlfriend said she was sick of me pretending to be a detective... ...and that ""we should split up"" ""Good idea"", I said, ""that way we can cover more ground"""

"Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock... [who's there] Not sally"

"Women and their rights"

"I went to a Pantheist forest yesterday. I tried to read the map, but all it said was, ""You are HERE"""

"How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks? On the rocks"

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... We would save millions of innocent misquitos dying from AIDS"

"I am aging as gracefully as a banana"

"What's the first sign of AIDS? A pounding sensation in the ass."