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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car? A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)"
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"Why do the French stink? So blind people can hate them too"
"Kid: Just bought a chicken, a bar, a door with no doorbell and a doctors surgery Man: Where did you buy all that junk? Kid: At the Joke shop."
"A man walks in to a bar... He said ouch"
"""welcom to salad shop do u want a salad"" yes ""do u want chicken on it"" yes ""do u want bread on the side"" r u just selling unmade sandwiches"
"what do you call chess players bragging in a hotel lobby? chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"
"Everyone keeps talking about tragedies but then does nothing about it. Just like this post."
"Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden."
"What's 6"" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants?? My iPhone 6."
"How many developers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."