121946
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car? A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)"
Next Joke
"""If you work hard, you can break barriers."" - Kim Kardashian West (genuine quote)"
"Remember when only the really cool people were on Twitter? Oh, you weren't here then? Oops, my bad..."
"""Only God can judge me"" People who've never been to Whole Foods."
"I dropped my phone in my porridge this morning, It took a while to sink in."
"United Airlines just tried to charge me $25 for the bags under my eyes."
"Rumour... I heard a rumour that a man in town is selling a fake bedside-clock. It's a false alarm."
"Flovers Joke A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says ""I guess I'll have to spread my legs now."" And her boyfriend asks ""Why, don't you have a vase?"""
"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"WAIT, THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS AIR AND SPACE MUSEUM!"