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Joke of the Day
"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball of course!"
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"""Talk to the hand!"" - deaf people"
"Being Poor A man complains to his wife saying, ""We're so poor we can't even afford punchlines to our jokes!"" And she says..."
"NSFW - Want to hear a dirty Joke? The white horse rolled in the mud. Hiyo. Try the salisbury steak I'll be here all week. (I know its an old one, but it always made me laugh)"
"Sorry we don't serve time travelers here Two time travelers walk into a bar"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a minute to get hard - I just got laid by a chick."
"Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" ... There's the door. I will show myself out."
"What's the difference between black people amd snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them."
"How is the RNC going to wash themselves of the reputation Trump has given them? Lather, Reince, repeat."
"Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me."