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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between black people amd snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them."

"What do lesbians cook for dinner? Nothing; they eat out!"

"Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in."

"I wish you were ketchup.... ...So you could squirt on my Weiner!"

"So I heard Nicki Minaj once wanted to kill herself. And her song comes on and I think why didn't she?"

"Why did the bartender put laxatives in a patron's drink? For shits and giggles"

"There is no ""we"" in pizza"

"I got banned from my chiropractors office. Apparently its not ""appropriate"" to ask for a happy ending."

"All this ""Kaine is boring"" talk is your reminder that nowadays Abraham Lincoln would have to know parkour or some shit"

"Washing clothes feels so old fashioned. I mean, who separates whites and colours anymore."