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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between black people amd snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them."

"Yo mama is so fat that when she fell in love She broke it."

"Why does Bono never get any mail? He lives on a street with no name."

"A man sees a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down a jail from a rope... ...he looks at him for a second, and says,""Well, that's a little condescending."""

"Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: You wanna go ride bikes?!"

"What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A schoolbus full of children."

"Another off color limerick A sperm, alack and forsooth Was at it's moment of sexual truth It had hoped to fall On the womb's spongy wall But was dashed to it's death on a tooth!"

"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph because hes not quite yet an essay."

"What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop? *A big mac*"

"Thanks to incognito private browsing, nobody will discover my deepest, darkest secret.... That I play RuneScape."