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Joke of the Day

"How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000? Smells like teen spirit."

"Imagine if the Indians gave the pilgrims a donkey... Then we'd all get a little ass for thanksgiving."

"What do you call a fancy toilet? A dapper crapper"

"""You'll never get the butt you want by sitting on the one you have."" -Maya Angelou"

"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange is the new Black."

"Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family? Because he was Uber busy."

"I recently had an interview with Sony I didn't get the job because I was underqualified."

"Me: Who's a good boy? Dog: I thought we settled this."

"Me: I have no friends My bed: Wow I'm like right here"

"If monogamy is sex with only one person, what is origami?"