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Joke of the Day
"A math joke What do you call a bag that never approaches anything? *an asymp-tote*"
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"My car is 13 years old. I like how the ceiling fabric hangs down and makes it feel like a blanket fort."
"Why don't Jews like to give rim jobs? Because it's too close to the gas chamber. I'll show myself out"
"Tension at work Local engineer was fired after building a road over a creak further up stream then planned. Dispite his long years of service, it was a bridge too far."
"Women need to relax and stop worrying so much about their bodies. Men aren't picky! Unless you're chubby or have a wrinkle or something."
"1. Be born of a virgin 2. Walk on water 3. Get crucified 4. Return from the dead 5. ??? 6: Prophet"
"Half Life 3"
"I like my women like I like my wine... 7 years old and locked up in a cellar"
"OC from my 10 yr old son: Why do women like roses? Because they are pretty and hurt you."
"Guy Fieri's parents were two lyrics websites"