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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my wine... 7 years old and locked up in a cellar"
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"Crazy but true: Over 80 percent of twins seperated at birth have the same exact birthday."
"CAUGHT ON TAPE: Lint"
"No, YOU'RE a nary tract infection"
"I made a bold statement by not buying two night-stands for my bedroom. I'm a one night stand kind of man."
"WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN.. U are a BITCH Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*"
"What did one coffin say to the other? Is that you coughin'?"
"What has two legs and two legs Dog"
"Judge: Your client says he's mentally fit to stand trial correct?Lawyer: Yes, your honor.Judge: Then can you tell him to get out of my seat?"
"What do you get when you have a great Dane, a Clydesdale, and a Prostitute? A huge dog and pony show"