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Joke of the Day
"Guy Fieri's parents were two lyrics websites"
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"Teens are like the Magic 8ball of humans, they think they have all the answers & you want to shake them because what they said was stupid."
"""And thou shalt know those whom God has chosen for eternal salvation in the following manner: they shall retweet this."" Revelation 4:12."
"I want to date a girl who is willing to solve any disagreements with impromptu light-saber battles."
"The moral of ""The Three Little Pigs"" is ""make your house with bricks."" Why are we giving four year olds architectural advice?"
"What weapon is most feared by knights? A can opener."
"What happened to the guy who ingested helium? He became enlightened."
"How many vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? One if nobody's looking."
"""You said send nudes? I thought you said send nukes"" And that, ladies and gentleman, is the real reason Clinton shall never be president."
"TIL: Roofing in the Summer heat can be dangerous WARNING: HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA"