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Joke of the Day
"OC from my 10 yr old son: Why do women like roses? Because they are pretty and hurt you."
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"What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he's raping someone? ""Come with me if you want to live!"""
"What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk? ""That outfit makes you look very corny."""
"What's E.T. Stand for? Extra testicle"
"Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. Kinda like crying, screaming, or dying."
"What's a pirate's greatest fear on the first date? A sunken chest with no booty."
"14yo: Have you ever smoked marijuana? Me: Today? 14yo: What? Me: What?"
"I'd probably die of starvation in England I heard that face sitting is illegal."
"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well !!!"
"What do you call it when a doctor has sex with a quarantined patient? Sick Fuck."