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"Half Life 3"
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"I would tell a joke about fat people, But they have enough on their plate as it is."
"""You can't tell me what to do!"" I screamed, and ate the packet of silica gel."
"me: [trying to pronounce gnocchi] ""gnocc gnocc-"" waiter: ""who's there? haha"" me: ""this isn't a joke son"""
"At 14 I asked my dad about a tattoo. He said ok as long as I got it someplace that doesn't matter. So I got it in Detroit."
"What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill? Gracias"
"What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common? They both have to smell it, but neither of them can eat it"
"Dude's trunk just popped open in front of me on the expressway ramp. I instinctively looked to see if any of you were in there."
"A man walks into a bar... While his wife sits at home crying, because his crippling alcoholism is destroying their marriage. Happy Wednesday..."
"Scientists have discovered what a woman wants. But she changed her mind the next second."