159329

Joke of the Day

"GHOST: I'm here to warn you to change your ways before it's too late POLTERGEIST: I'ma open your cupboards"

"I don't do cocaine I just like the smell"

"I love playing chess with bald men in the park, but it's hard to find 32 of them. -Emo Phillips"

"What are a gorilla's favorite months? Ape-ril and Bananuary"

"The first rule of dad club is shut the goddamn door on your way in, we're not trying to heat the whole outdoors here."

"the best thing about hair glitter is that you don't have to use it"

"I opened a company.... for guys with erectile dysfunction because I felt sorry for them. Now they all want a bloody raise."

"Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader. His 85 year old brother!"

"What do you call a computer that is running slow? Restarted."

"My friend H has some good jokes But hes almost always silent."