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Joke of the Day
"the best thing about hair glitter is that you don't have to use it"
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"Do white boys with dreadlocks know about Garnier Fructis?"
"If you like pina coladas And getting caught in the rain Then you are some kind of weirdo *swipes left on tinder*"
"So I saw one of those ""Drink for Pink"" labels on a bottle of juice... Sounds like Georgia Tech's hookup strategy."
"Donald Trump seeks total and complete ban on algebra because he thinks that it may be related to alqaeda"
"LPT: Name Your Hands, Instant 3some"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !"
"My ""I hate you"" face must look very similar to my ""tell me more"" face. I'll have to work on that."
"I have a basic password for my online banking and a complicated one for twitter. Wouldn't want some hacker breaking in and posting bullshit."
"My dad is a magician. He even has a trick that makes him turn invisible. He's been doing it for the last 32 years."