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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a computer that is running slow? Restarted."
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"I like the idea of almond milk, but then I can't get the image out of my head of someone milking a nut."
"*man invents wheel* ""How can we possibly improve this?"" *Man invents wheel of cheese* ""Nailed it!"""
"A useless blood vessel is found dead It died in vein"
"I accidental typed sinroof instead of sunroof and I may have just invented the greatest thing ever."
"My 3 year old reported seeing a spider-cricket and I couldn't find it so we're outside watching the house burn."
"Two white guys, Tyronne and D'Andre, walk into a bar... What? That could happen, you racist!"
"Sometimes I wish I were an octopus... so that I could slap 8 people at once."
"What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? Banging your head on the coffin lid."
"""Hey look, a cemetery"" Dad: ""People are just dyin' to get there."""