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Joke of the Day
"I love playing chess with bald men in the park, but it's hard to find 32 of them. -Emo Phillips"
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"why did sally fall off the swings she pooped herself"
"What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !"
"Want to hear a clean joke? Henry took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man."
"Hillary Joke Hillary's campaign manager asks Hillary: - What do you like more, New Year's or sex? - New Year's - Why? - It happens more often"
"Awful Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock Who's there? Didgerid Didgerid who? bzanweaaaangggglllllddeeeeeoooooowwwwwaaaaannnn.... In my opinion, the lamer the knock knock joke, the better."
"Recently in my town there has been a lot of rain. A local church put this sign on the marquee: ""Tired of the rain?..."" ""... Come find the Son inside!"""
"What do you call it when homeless people have sexual relations? Hoboerotic"
"""Church of England Formally Approves Female Bishops"". Congratulations British women! You can now move diagonally!"
"What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place? Little Seizures."