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Joke of the Day

"Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader. His 85 year old brother!"

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"if you say ""pumpkin spice latte"" in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear & tell you all her favorite things about fall."
"Be alert The world needs more lerts."
"My doctor diagnosed me with premature ejaculation and diarrhea. I feel like I'm always coming and going."
"Lost my Droid for an hour. The day I lost my daughter at the zoo is now the second most terrifying experience of my life."
"So HBO is making a drama about relatives conspiring against eachother to take control of the family pastry company It's going to be called Game of Scones"
"There's a fine line... Between a numerator and a denominator."
"Why did the Turkey join the band? because he had two Drumsticks."
"My wife nominated me to do the ice bucket challenge. I'm a little confused. Has anyone else been asked to hold a toaster at the same time?"
"""Son it's time we had the talk"" ""Cmon dad I know about se.."" ""Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"" ""What?"" ""It was an inside job"""