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Joke of the Day

"The US Presidential choice is now all about choosing between .... .....the one who was weak with E-mails and the one who was weak with Fe-males....!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA "

"The tabloids would have a field day if Billy Joel ever actually started a fire."

"Wanna hear a construction joke? Oh wait, I'm working on it"

"*gets fired the first day on the job as an EMT for trying to cook a frozen burrito with the defibrillator*"

"What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender."

"What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold? A burrrrrrito."

"Whats the gay man's favorite Civil War Battle? Manasses."

"It's so annoying when people make fun of what other people are wearing. Like yeah, this dress is a little tight, my legs are a little hairy, and my dick is hanging out but still!"

"That ends your training. You're now a GameStop employee. Any questions? ""What do I do if a girl comes in"" Err *boss scrambles thru manual*"