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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a construction joke? Oh wait, I'm working on it"

"I was going to sign this permission slip to let my daughter watch The Grinch at school but I haven't heard back from North Korea yet."

"Yoga Instructor: This is Warrior pose Me:*Sitting down, eating a cheeseburger YI: Me:*chewing I'm a Warrior who just slayed a McDonaldite"

"Hey, did you fall from heaven? So did Satan."

"Siri's on her period. she needs an iPad"

"A pirate walks into a bar... With a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, ""hey what's with the steering wheel?"" and the pirate says, ""Arrgghhh.... it drives me nuts."""

"I was named Chief Speaker at the Society of Introverts. Thank God no-one showed up."

"What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !"

"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise"

"Do you or anyone you know regularly kill it on the web with net posts? You may be entitled to a false sense of self worth"