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Joke of the Day
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender."
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"The teachers could tell my wife & I were embarrassed by our son's grades when we showed up to conferences with paper bags on our heads."
"I was surprised to learn that the Israeli form of martial art was Krav maga... I always thought they used JEWjitzu..."
"*fingers myself with giant foam Sharknado 2 finger"
"What do you call the Italian slums? The spaghettos."
"How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb? A what?"
"What did they egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard. I just got laid."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in my freezer"
"""I have a newt named Tiny."" ""Why do you call it Tiny?"" ""Because it's my newt."""
"Why did Scottish baby sneeze? It got week old."