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Joke of the Day
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender."
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"How do you make a hormone? Don't tip her."
"Oh sweet embrace of morning, envelope me in your welcoming arms & brightly shine on this glorious GODDAMMIT! WHO DIDN'T FLUSH THE TOILET?!"
"A psychiatrist is just a friend you pay to listen to your problems because your other friends are tired of hearing about them."
"What did the Zune say to the iPod? You da real MP3."
"Giving somebody a greeting card is the most festive way to deposit $5 into their trashcan."
"1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? -top 3 things on my mind when I'm in a a conversation"
"Isn't Megan Fox a little old to be hanging out with the TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles?"
"What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-o acid."
"I like my women like I like my vegetables: healthy and steaming hot..No, wait. I mean unconscious and lacking any cognitive function."