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Joke of the Day

"The tabloids would have a field day if Billy Joel ever actually started a fire."

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ... Then I thought, ""look what's telling me that"""

"One wonders if actual douche bags are now available in Ed Hardy designs."

"What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard? A liquor cabinet."

"Bad pickup line: those jeans look very becoming on you, Then again, if I were on you I'd be coming too"

"I once asked my friend from New Zealand to count how many girlfriends he's had Shortly after attempting to do so, he fell asleep."

"Nothing in the history of the English language has backfired more than the phrase ""calm down."""

"Jessica Biel's dad's first name is Batmo."

"Dear Parents If you want to find out where your Son/Doughter is in the house, Simply turn off WI-FI and Wait"

"Around 70% of the earth is made up of water, and the other 30% is filled with news articles about George Zimmerman"