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Joke of the Day

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because, If they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels."

"What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day? Tree O'clock!"

"When I say ""I'm broke"" I don't mean I have $0. It means I have responsibilities to take care of before wastin' money on dumb stuff. Merica."

"Got super excited about a 200 meter butterfly till someone explained it to me."

"Why did the children cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Political views are like children. Some people donit have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off."

"Once you've seen one shopping center... You've seen a mall."

"I lost 100 pounds with this simple trick I gave it to charity"

"I went to the zoo today. The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shitzu."

"Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day."