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Joke of the Day

"Once you've seen one shopping center... You've seen a mall."

"I will put you in your place. -me to everything because OCD"

"I started a band called 999 Megabytes ... we haven't gotten a gig yet"

"A Man Is Reading An r/Jokes Post... ""Heh heh, that's pretty humorous... ...Just like my arm bone."""

"Where is the most ironic place to get a girl pregnant? Abortion clinic."

"Why was Hitler late to his meeting? He did nazi how late it was!"

"How do you stretch your back? ""I don't know."" **shrugs*"

"How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's already lit fam."

"TIL when nursery rhymes are playing in the car but your child is no longer in the car then the songs were probably never for him in the first place."

"Did you hear they are still going to run the New York Marathon? Phelps is the favourite."