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Joke of the Day

"Political views are like children. Some people donit have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off."

"Q: What do clouds wear under their clothes? A: Thunderware."

"I had a horrible night last night My blow up doll ran off with my air mattress"

"Jesus is really mad at me, and I don't know why. I even said have a good friday!"

"If you've ever written an uppercase ""L"", you've drawn 1/4 of a swastika. Way to go, racist!"

"Why did the ordinary man eat all the magic mushrooms? Because he wanted to be a fungi."

"How do you kill a blonde? Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer"

"Coworker: You're very immature. Me: You're very observant."

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator"

"You can lose weight if you don't eat foods that start with capital letters. Even faster if you live in Germany!"