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Joke of the Day
"Why did the children cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
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"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy? Wanna take a shower? They're to die for."
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"What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!"
"""And to my son Ronald, I leave my entire collection of mint-condition, never-been-opened LinkedIn Updates emails."""
"Does a basketball player with an extra chromosome... have both ups and downs?"
"I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner today. It was just gathering dust"
"I once left a love note on the wrong car, so yeah, you should totally trust me with important paperwork."
"[Pickup] got a dank sub woofer for $100 today whoops wrong sub"
"A plane full of lawyers die in a crash. thats the joke."