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Joke of the Day

"I went to the zoo today. The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shitzu."

"I saw a guy at an ATM with no arms, and a peg leg He asked if I would help him check his balance... so I pushed him over"

"Why are vaginas called beavers? because beavers eat wood"

"Him: I'm tolerant of the gay lifestyle. A neighbor of mine was gay. Me: Thanks. I'm tolerant of yours too. A neighbor of mine was an idiot."

"What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over? Alexander Graham Fell!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see why /r/jokes is screwing in lightbulbs"

"He always tells the jokes out of order Why would Tarantino be a terrible comedian?"

"What time does a mechanic wake up? Oily!"

"Did you hear about the house the two lesbians made? It was all tongue and groove."

"So I went to an abstinence conference the other day... All we did was wait"