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Joke of the Day
"What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink? Supreme Liter Coke."
Next Joke
"What's a Henway? Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now."
"""Hello, barman? Give me another drink!"" I yelled. He said, ""I think you've had enough, sir."" ""What makes you say that?"" I laughed. He said, ""I'm a taxi driver."""
"What's the most reliable thing about a Honda? It's theft rate."
"Definitely never want to own a small fruit stand in an action movie."
"what do you get when you cross a rabbit and an ant? Bugs Bunny."
"If video games have taught me anything, it's that you'll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss"
"Q: What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you? A: Five after one."
"""Omg, what a cute baby. He's adorable. Makes me want...oh never mind he's crying now bye"""
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. Jk. Rowling. Sorry if repost, I just saw it on my Facebook and laughed really hard."