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Joke of the Day
"Q: What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you? A: Five after one."
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"how did mario find a ghost? He used a luigi board."
"When I die... ...have The Gravedigger run over my hearse with me in it."
"Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes Completely harmless till you light one on fire and place it in your mouth"
"Our Xmas dinner also happens to be my New Year's resolution Bone-less turkey"
"Robots If robots were somehow about to sexually reproduce, they wouldn't have to change much. I mean they already have a binary system."
"Why did the chicken cross the road?... It chickened out. (Sorry if repost) (Also, first post so be nice :) )"
"When are the hiest's coming out? THEY ARE NOT!"
"So much negative, Wars, terrorism, climate disruption, political corruption.......Kardashians........ At least Charlie Sheen is positive."
"What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide!"