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Joke of the Day
"""Omg, what a cute baby. He's adorable. Makes me want...oh never mind he's crying now bye"""
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"Zayn Malik has a full beard now. He only shaves in one direction."
"I installed IOS 9 Beta. And it shot up my school."
"Call your son Jack So you can drop your wife and Jack off every morning. (Actually heard a friend said that)"
"What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane? A flying saucer."
"If you ever feel like you're bad at your job, remember At least you don't work in polling"
"Guess why Because."
"Two Chinese guys walk into a bar.. The bartender says ""Why the same face?"""
"I'm surprised the human race doesn't solve more conflicts with warm bread."
"A joke my grandpa told me... Men start their life from between a woman's thighs, and they spend the rest of their life trying to get back... Talk about home sickness..."