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Joke of the Day

"Happy New Year everyone....and may your worries this year last no longer than a Kardashian marriage ."

"Dad always said ""Time to hit the sack!"" before bed. Not sure how getting punched in the testicles helped him sleep, but that was just dad."

"Your mom must study Reverse-Judo. She keeps throwing herself at bad men."

"So I wanted to write a joke about the lack of aplomb demonstrated by the police recently in Texas. But that would resemble a bomb, and I might get in trouble."

"What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America? Justice isn't always black and white"

"Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates? Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret."

"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away..."

"What if Steven hawking is the real slim shady We'll never know because he can't stand up"

"By the time my father was my age he had amassed, like, 30 coffee cans full of screws. I have none. What have I done with my life?"

"What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito."