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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America? Justice isn't always black and white"

"I hope that bee enjoyed the close-up of my face because that's the last thing he ever saw. #rip"

"Did you know, that pigeons die when they have sex? At least the one I fucked did."

"""WE AREN'T SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND I."" -- bad guys reaching for a weapon at the end of the movie"

"What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear? Just a pair 'a normal pants."

"With a face like that, I think it's a safe to say, life's been handing Renee Zellweger lemons for quite some time."

"What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school? Dr."

"My internet connection is just like my Ex-Girlfriend Unstable"

"Seriously, why put the suicide hotline on the backs of buses? Put it on the fronts."

"Expect nothing and you'll be impressed every day."