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Joke of the Day
"What if Steven hawking is the real slim shady We'll never know because he can't stand up"
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"Love is a two way street but you have to be careful because women can't drive."
"A man walks into a Swedish chemist shop..... ... and asks for some deodorant. The shopkeeper says 'ball or aerosol?' The man answers 'neither, I want it for my armpits."
"This guy goes to the Olympics and sees a guy carrying a long pole. He asks - Are you a pole vaulter? Guy replies - No I'm German, and my name is Hans."
"I hurt my back... ...and the head of HR asked me if I was limping. Apparently it is NOT OK to say ""Naw, just working on my pimp walk"". :)"
"[alligator store] Clerk: $1500. Thanks Me: not gonna say bye to him? Clerk: uh Me: say it Clerk: goodbye Me: say ""see you later alligator"""
"On Reddit, they say that you should never stick your dick in crazy. But this is not true. The problems only start when you take your dick *out* of crazy."
"What did the bird say when it flew into the window? Owl"
"I appreciate when aerobic instructors say ""Don't forget to breathe"" because I sometimes forget and then I die."
"What do you call an anorexic with thrush? A quarter pounder with cheese"