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Joke of the Day
"Your mom must study Reverse-Judo. She keeps throwing herself at bad men."
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"/r/Jokes is hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm... If you can't come, please let the Mods know..."
"What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"
"I get the whole 3 meals a day thing but I'm confused about how many at night?"
"One man's junk is another man's treasure... especially to gay people"
"HEAD OF THE NATIONAL WEATHER SEVICE: so how will we name all these hurricanes? GARY, WHOS BEEN DIVORCED 31 TIMES: i have an idea"
"What wind is best for footballs? Drew Brees"
"Your parents brought you up! Don't bring them down."
"What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? They both know how to throw a good hoe down."
"Did you hear about that AMA that guy with two dicks did? Yeah, I already . . . . . Reddit"