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Joke of the Day
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away..."
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"What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business? A Pte-redact-yl"
"I'm a terrorist, you're a bomb... Let's make an explosion together!"
"Why is it okay for an ice company to commit fraud? Their assets are already frozen!"
"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
"[date] Me: you wanna see what desserts they have? Girl: how about we go home & I'll let you- Me [calls waiter]: what desserts do u have?"
"What words does Donald Trump find irresistibly sexy? ""You sick fuck, I'm calling the cops."""
"With all the conflicts in the world, the board game Risk has taught me the first thing we should do is invade Australia."
"What do grapefruit and women have in common? The best ones squirt when you eat them."
"Don't ever look away from a police officer. Just stare him down. You don't wanna look suspicious."