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Joke of the Day

"People accept that God exists & created the universe without evidence or proof but if you tell them Facebook is down they immediately check."

"My jokes are like hot chicks Hard to get, and when you do they are not anywhere near as good as you thought they would be"

"Just spent 5 minutes waving my hands in front of a manual paper towel dispenser if anyone needs someone to take their SAT exam for them."

"A family is at the table eating dinner. ""I don't like Grandpa"" said the boy to his Mom. ""That's okay honey, just finish your potatoes instead."" She replied."

"- Do you want to have sex? - Don't you think you're going a little too fast? - Do......you......want......to......have......sex?"

"I was gonna make a joke about sluts... ...but it would just be whoreable."

"Jesus died for our sins. But then he came back to life. Pretty sure that breaks the deal."

"Go ahead and assume it's a banana; I'm rarely that happy to see anyone."

"My favorite position is the 68. You go down on me and I'll owe you one!"

"What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler."