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Joke of the Day

"My favorite position is the 68. You go down on me and I'll owe you one!"

"How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !"

"I'm giving up self control for lent It's going to be so hard!"

"Sitting behind a couple in this theater that's making out. I'm gonna lean forward and whisper ""This is nice"" in a minute."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Him? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."

"It's kinda corny... What did baby corn say to momma corn? ""Where's pop corn?"""

"How are Asians and Smart Cars similar? They are yellow can they only hold small packages"

"Hey dad, did you get a haircut? No son, I got all of 'em cut"

"Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test? He made a few Wookiee errors."

"There are three types of people... People who can count and people who can't"