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Joke of the Day
"do you ever check how much time there's left of an episode just to make sure they won't stop there"
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"How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't believe in a higher power."
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"Yo mama is so fat... Yo mama is so fat she stubbed her camel toe!"
"I really gotta start saying ""congratulations"" I instead of ""are you keeping it?"""
"[During surgery] DR DOG: Suction please. NURSE: But there's no bleeding. DR DOG: I know *drooling* but just look at that liver!"
"All new Hell's Kitchen tonight. Going to get into the spirit by hanging out in the kitchen and scream at my wife while she cooks dinner."
"Excuse are like cakes Fat people are full of them"
"My dog jumped in the washing machine yesterday. Don't worry, at least he died in comfort."
"(Q)..... What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? (A)..... The rooster clucks defiance."