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"Ladies and gentlemen, Testicles. That is all."
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"GUESS WHAT Knock knock who dere not robin williams"
"How do you get a bass player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."
"My wife hates it when I say ""You are just like your mother!"" Actually, she hates it when I say *anything* during sex."
"Met a woman with 12 boobs the other day Sounds weird dozen tit?"
"""All the single ladies... All the single ladies... All the single ladies..."" - list of girls who wouldn't talk to me in high school"
"Are your parents siblings?"
"Just gave the Earth a one-star rating and a bad review on TripAdvisor to discourage any aliens that were planning an invasion."
"I combined all my wrist watches to make a belt I guess you could say it was a *waist* of time"
"I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking??"