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Joke of the Day
"I combined all my wrist watches to make a belt I guess you could say it was a *waist* of time"
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"What did Trump say to Obama? Orange is new black [p.s. - not my original, my friend told me this one]"
"Maggie Thatcher Just heard they have cancelled the funeral. ATOS have declared Maggie fit for work!"
"The problem about movies with potential They always fall the hardest"
"When I'm at a friend's house & there are snacks, all I'm thinking is ""How do I eat everything without looking like a homeless person?"""
"Q: Two Pretzels were walking down the street. A: One was assaulted."
"If you combined all the female rap artists, what would you get? Nicki Melange"
"What has two legs and bleeds? half a dog"
"Me:(Standing on a Bosu Ball at bootcamp) No one tells us what to do. Trainer(rolling eyes) Rene, get down. You asked me to teach this."
"Anyone who believes in telekinesis... ...raise my hand"