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Joke of the Day

"Met a woman with 12 boobs the other day Sounds weird dozen tit?"

"Being a grown up is throwing something at the trash can, missing, then actually going over and picking it back up."

"ME: Michaelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back? GF: Yep M: [2 hours later] How did he reach the bit between his shoulders?"

"I meant to type : You're dear to me. I actually typed : You're dead to me. Losing friends is easy."

"Are designated drivers only for people who drink?? Coz I've already dropped my keys twice just walking to my car."

"Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels."

"By age 30, most men have found that one special hairstyle they want to spend the rest of their life with."

"this is best joke :D watch it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVHlZkzPiH0"

"Lambs: ""BAAAAAAAAA!!!"" Hannibal Lecter: ""Shhhhhh!"" Lambs: ""Baaaa!"" Hannibal Lecter: ""Shhhh..."" Lambs: ""..."" Hannibal Lecter: ""Much better."""