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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a bass player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."
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"Police: ""How high are you?"" Me: ""No officer. It's Hi, how are you?"""
"My mom told me to go to my happy place so I pulled out my phone and went to Reddit."
"Why couldn't the joke walk? It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)"
"Who likes bad jokes What do you get when you crash a ford focus with a ford fiesta. A ford fusion"
"what do you call a small woman with no nipples? pointless."
"England at the 2014 World Cup"
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!"
"Don't hand out condoms to high school students. Take away their deodorant and toothbrush. That'll cut down teen pregnancy"
"Only an ass can be divided in half."