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Joke of the Day

"Are your parents siblings?"

"""Daddy, did you know Pluto was recently reclassified as a dwarf planet, or plutoid?"" ""Sweetie, I'm pretty sure he's a dog."""

"Today I locked myself out of my car after dropping off my girlfriend at the local Planned Parenthood The worst part was having to go in and ask for a coat hanger"

"hokey pokey The hokey pokey crashed my computer. Stack overflow (You might have to be a programmer to appreciate this)"

"What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino? 'elephino.."

"What do women and turds have in common? The older they are, the easier they are to pick up."

"What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!"

"How to get a job without experience ? Just run for office!"

"I'd be more motivated to work out if the stationary bikes had a little basket to hold my snacks and beer."

"Did you hear about the epileptic midget who works at the pizzeria? They call him Little Seizures."