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Joke of the Day
"Are your parents siblings?"
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"Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources? The long long farm."
"""You look really pretty today,"" I said as I looked in the mirror, and my reflection replied, ""And you...um, you have a GREAT personality."""
"In honor of To Set A Watchmen coming out soon, what would Harper Lee's book be called if she was Mexican? Tequila Mockingbird."
"An Irishman offended everyone in the pub by making witty jokes about their mums. What was his name? O'Byrne"
"What comes after sextillion? Babytillion! (Creds: my math professor who has her doctorate in mathematics)"
"Mom, I'm sleeping wit the neighbour -That's unacceptable young lady! He could be your Dad! -But Mom, you don't understand. Age doesn't matter for true love! -I didn't say anything about age ..."
"There are two secrets in life The first is ""Never tell anyone everything you know"""
"What shape gets rid of curses? A hexagon"
"What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!"