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Joke of the Day

"Just gave the Earth a one-star rating and a bad review on TripAdvisor to discourage any aliens that were planning an invasion."

"Why did the redneck cross the road His dick was stuck in the chicken"

"LPT: Easy way to soak up that extra alcohol in your stomach! Throw up on a sponge."

"A guy in the store on his cell said ""Susan, I'm in my car on my way"" so I yelled ""NO HE'S NOT!"" Because nobody lies to Susan in front of me."

"What do you call a metalhead with a cold? Flemmy"

"Why is it that when a woman sleeps with a bunch of men, she is a slut? But when I do it, suddenly I am gay?"

"James is coming over. ""James from work or James who thinks he's a leprechaun?"" J: TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA! ""I'll hide the Lucky Charms."""

"Did you hear about that guy named Reginald who often visited his local supermarket? Indeed, he was a **reg**ular customer."

"did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? he is OK now."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? None"