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Joke of the Day
"What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !"
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"What do you call a man holding a machine gun? Sir"
"What do we want? CLICKBAIT! When do we want it? The answer will shock you... ***** Edit: There was this one weird typo that doctors don't want you to know about."
"My GF can't stand that I'm a model Prisoner"
"I love Honest Abe. Do you want to hear my favourite quote from him? ""My head hurts."""
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad"
"How about a dirty joke? the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud."
"While seen my x-ray, my doctor said.... You know, when I was a child my dad use to tell me ""A picture is worth a thousand words"" But this one just say ""You're screwed"""
"I got caught masturbating by the fedex guy I shouldn't have answered the door, but you gotta sign for that shit or wait til he comes again."
"My pick-up line ""Hey girl are you a fallen angel? Because your face looks like it hit concrete."""